Ehhhh, this is the only way I could look at my old Xanga page. They wanted me to type a welcome post but fuck that.......MYSPACE BITCHES. www.myspace.com/caseycolemancomedian

What's up motha fuckas???? Nothin' much here, I'll just run down the past week. Last week end.........................hold on I can't remember back that far, I'm pretty sure there was some alcohol involved though. Monday I worked, Tuesday I went to Houston for my uncle's surgery. We just sat around and bull shited at the hotel around the pool and downed a few beers (my uncle Bunt had about 6 in 3 mintues), and it was cool cause they were free but they were kinda watery but you can't complain with free beer. I just had one though . Wednesday I had to wake up at 5 in morning for the surgery. We got our shit in order and went to the hospital which by the way was a nice ass hospital, it looked like a 5 star hotel on the outside and inside. Well the surgery went good and he felt good enough to bitch the next day when they set him up so that's good and I'm so glad it came out good so I could stop worrin' and dippin' (it sunk back into me cause I felt alittle stressed). Well we came back home that day after they said he was alright. Over all I liked Houston, it's huge so I wouldn't run outta shit to do and hopefully I'll be back under better circumstances. Well the next day I went to work and then came home and sat on my ass till I went to bed. Friday I went over to Chris' and we had alittle drinkin' party, it was coo. And tonight me, Jake, Cody and Joseph went to the dirt track races. Then we came back to Joseph's and Dookie talked Joseph and Cody into havin' a little contest startin' right next to the Sabine bank to see who's would win from a take off. Joseph was in his truck and Cody was in his car. They took off (Joseph squawled) and they were neck-and-neck but wouldn't you know the only other car comin' over the bridge was a fuckin' cop. He hit his breaks and whiped back around and chased em'. Now at this point me, Dookie and Jake hauled ass to the house laughin' ever step of the way and went straight in the house. But the good news is the cops didn't get Joseph or Cody so no one got a ticket.

Random Thought
Am I the only one who thinks that in the song "The Ring of Fire" Johnny Cash was really singin' about havin' sex with a chick who had herpes? Here's the chorus, "I fell into a burnin' ring of fire. I went down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire, the fing of fire."

Later,
Casey

So from last monday to thursday I just sat around on my ass. Thrusday I still sat around on my ass but I watched UFC's The Ultimate Fighter season 3 premire. This season is gonna be awesome cause Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz hate each other and their the coaches. My uncles surgery was posponed so it's suppost to be sometimes this comin' week. Friday I didn't do shit and that brings us to tonight. Me, Jake and Cody went to the dirt track races in Chatam. We were gonna hang out with Jeremy but we didn't catch up with him. Well that's about it for now.

Random Thought
I would love to work at a place crackin' wall nuts for a livin' for one reason, the conversation about you job with your co-workers. Example: "I busted a nut real good one time. Yea it went all over the place. On the table, on the floor, in my shoe, in my shirt pocket. Hell I even saw some of it fly into the plant managers hair. But I didn't tell him cause I thought it was funny to see a grown man with part of a busted nut in his hair. Why you on the floor laughin' so hard, all I'm doin is tellin' you about the time I busted a nut in my bosses hair. Ya' fuckin' pervo!"